The Republican Party needs a new face.
How about this one?
Elizabeth Hasselbeck would be a SLAM DUNK for the Republicans! What self respecting man would vote against her? I mean, she's hot first of all (and the first woman for whom I have said that about in front of my wife without her getting mad at me for it). If that's not enough (and for most men it ought to be), she brought down the thing called Rosie O'Donnell. I'm not sure why Rosie was ever even on that show that only allows women to sit at the table every day when Rosie obviously wishes she was a man. But hey, Elizabeth can claim that as experience on her resume. Its more worthwhile than anything Obama's got on his. So that's huge. Nobody likes Rosie anyway. Want more? Her husband is an NFL quarterback (Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle Seahawks), she was the sexiest thing ever to happen to reality TV (Survivor), and in presidential debates, she'd just have to get feisty (she's good at it -- watch the View) and whoever is running against her would totally have to let her wear the pants (unless its Hillary, but we'd all still vote for Elizabeth because she's way hotter).
So if we lose in 2008, I would like to nominate Elizabeth Hasselbeck for 2012!
5 comments:
Yep, she's hot. I'd vote for her.
I may be wrong, but I think Matt Hasselback is her brother in law. She's married to Tim Hasselback, former football player. Again, I may be wrong, but check your facts :)
I looked it up for you, and I was right. Tim Hasselbeck is her hubby and he plays for the Arizona Cardinals
What? That made her about 3% less cool, but she's still really cool. Thanks for the correction.
My biggest concern with Elizabeth Hasselbeck is: who would portray her on SNL?
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