Basketball with Elders Quorum

I played basketball with the elders tonight, thinking it would be good for my health, somewhat fun, and a shot in the arm of my virtually nonexistent social life. All I got was a reminder of how bad I am at basketball, and a few shots of sympathy, nearly all of which I missed. I was blessed with a body about 3 inches shorter and 50 lbs lighter than everyone else who likes basketball. Now if they could see me on a mountain bike I'd show them a thing or two!